Thursday, July 10, 2008

John Cena WWE Pro Wrestling News: Cena Has 6-Year-Old Sense of Humor

Last week live on national TV on WWE RAW, John Cena came out during the opening segment and immediately started cracking jokes about spending hours in the bathroom and such. It was ridiculous enough, but his crude sense of humor (or how he's scripted) is just something we have to get used to. Right? Right?


Alright then, later in the show, John Cena came out again with Cryme Time in order to settle a score with JBL. He destroyed JBL's limo piece by piece, which while slow and plodding in implementation was alright writing and scripting as far as it goes. Unfortunately, then John Cena got a spray can out, and proceeded to spray paint "Poopy" across the hood of JBL's trashed limo.


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Are you !@#(%"* serious?!? Poopy?!?! Who the hell on the entire planet thinks that is funny or amusing or credible or intimidation or anything?!@$ Who thinks that will "put asses in seats," as they say in the business.


If Cena was scripted to do that, then that's retarded. If he did it on his own and of his own volition, then he's retarded.


WWE really needs to stop it with their "Kids First" crap, though. WWE has recently begun marketing heavily to kids and children, which has gone a long way in alienating their core fans as the WWE wrestling programing has devolved from a serious and athletic display to childish buffoonery and... well, poopy.


Come on, WWE. Cut the crap out. Get serious, show some wrestling, and for the love of all things holy and heretical, John Cena, stop being a douche.

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