Showing posts with label John Cena. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Cena. Show all posts

Thursday, July 10, 2008

John Cena WWE Pro Wrestling News: Cena Has 6-Year-Old Sense of Humor

Last week live on national TV on WWE RAW, John Cena came out during the opening segment and immediately started cracking jokes about spending hours in the bathroom and such. It was ridiculous enough, but his crude sense of humor (or how he's scripted) is just something we have to get used to. Right? Right?


Alright then, later in the show, John Cena came out again with Cryme Time in order to settle a score with JBL. He destroyed JBL's limo piece by piece, which while slow and plodding in implementation was alright writing and scripting as far as it goes. Unfortunately, then John Cena got a spray can out, and proceeded to spray paint "Poopy" across the hood of JBL's trashed limo.


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Are you !@#(%"* serious?!? Poopy?!?! Who the hell on the entire planet thinks that is funny or amusing or credible or intimidation or anything?!@$ Who thinks that will "put asses in seats," as they say in the business.


If Cena was scripted to do that, then that's retarded. If he did it on his own and of his own volition, then he's retarded.


WWE really needs to stop it with their "Kids First" crap, though. WWE has recently begun marketing heavily to kids and children, which has gone a long way in alienating their core fans as the WWE wrestling programing has devolved from a serious and athletic display to childish buffoonery and... well, poopy.


Come on, WWE. Cut the crap out. Get serious, show some wrestling, and for the love of all things holy and heretical, John Cena, stop being a douche.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Pro Wrestling News: TNA Wrestling Says 'Cross The Line'

TNA Wrestling has recently introduced a new catchphrase, 'Cross The Line'. It isn't meant to just be catchy, however. 'Cross The Line' is also a booking policy with major ramifications on the TNA wrestling product and perhaps the rest of professional wrestling as well.


In professional wrestling, we are used to seeing clear cut faces and heels, also known as 'good guys' and 'bad guys'. However, due to the beliefs of TNA Wrestling head booker Vince Russo, the line between good and bad in professional wrestling has become blurred. There are very few actual good or bad guys left in TNA, often times there are many 'tweeners', wrestlers that have both likable and dislikable characteristics. Vince Russo believes that this follows real life - there are no (or at least very few) truly 'good' or 'evil' people, most fall somewhere in between.


The benefit of this booking strategy is that you are left more open in what feuds you are able to set up. Normally when you wanted to book a program between two heels you would have to turn one face, or the crowd wouldn't know who to cheer for. When professional wrestlers are cast as real people, fans who have watched over time can choose which qualities they like about a certain wrestler in order to cheer for them - perhaps because they like the way that they talk or wrestle - rather than simply following whoever the storyline dictates they should cheer for.


The primary detriment of this type of booking is that people really aren't used to it. Wrestling fans aren't used to having to choose who they want to cheer for and who they want to boo - they are normally simply told who they should be rooting for. Vince Russo's 'Cross The Line' booking can be overwhelming to those who are used to the old school book-by-numbers formula. I can definitely see some fans being disillusioned and turning off the television, simply because they can't follow what's going on or identify with the characters.


It must be kept in mind however that this is an entirely different approach to professional wrestling! This booking style is essentially trying to reinvent the business of wrestling, or more specifically how it is perceived. And in several ways, it follows the trends that we have seen over the last decade in professional wrestling. Case in point - John Cena, arguably WWE's top face or 'good guy', regularly gets booed at events. This is quite a remarkable phenomenon and shows that more and more fans are starting to wake up to the nature of 'the business'. Instead of simply eating up whatever the pro wrestling organizations decide to feed them, fans are choosing who they like and dislike based not on storylines or kayfaybe, but on characteristics of the wrestlers themselves.


TNA Wrestling's 'Cross The Line' policy is a bold step not in a completely new direction, but in the direction that the fanbase is already headed. If this policy catches on, then TNA could soon be the top wrestling company in the business. All that they need to do is tie together their realistic characters with realistic storylines and realistic wrestling, and pretty soon WWE will be seen for the cartoon sideshow that it is.


TNA Impact can be seen every Thursday night at 9 PM on SpikeTV. Cross the line.